The Colouring Book With Cute Animals in Disgusting Bathroom Situations... The Ultimate Toilet Humour Gag Gift for Immature Adults

🧻 40 Outrageously Gross Scenes – From a sloth applying hemorrhoid cream to a frog that exploded in an outhouse, every page is a horrifying masterpiece of bathroom chaos.

💩 The Funniest Coloring Book You’ll Ever Regret Buying – Perfect for adults with a questionable sense of humor. If you laugh at fart jokes, this book is for you. If you don’t, you’re lying.

🎁 The Perfect Gag Gift – Great for white elephant parties, stocking stuffers, birthdays, or revenge gifts for your boss. Even your weird uncle will say, “What the hell?”

🖍️ Stress Relief? Sort Of. – Technically it’s therapeutic. Emotionally? You’re coloring a chinchilla blow-drying its butt. Don’t overthink it.

🦄 Unhinged, Giftable, and Weirdly Cute – It’s colouring gone feral. Perfect for fans of adult humor coloring books, animal misbehavior, and deranged cartoon therapy.

Everyone poops. But not like this.

From the twisted mind of bestselling author Brad Gosse comes Bathroom Friends — a hilariously foul adult coloring book that combines cute animals with bathroom disasters so ridiculous, you’ll wonder if you’re going to hell for laughing.

Inside, you’ll color:

• A koala snorting fiber powder
• A cat getting way too comfortable with a bidet
• A parrot screaming “I SH*T MYSELF”
• A pig relaxing in a tub of poop-water spa bliss
• And 36 more scenes that are legally considered emotional support

This is not your average relaxation coloring book. It’s a giftable, grotesque, gross-out laugh machine. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or someone you tolerate, Bathroom Friends is guaranteed to turn heads and possibly stomachs.

Back pages are blank for markers. An extra blank sheet underneath will help with wet markers.

What the Hell Is This?

It’s a square-format, full-colouring experience filled with charming, hand-drawn animals caught in the worst moments of their digestive lives.

We’re talking:

• A sloth applying hemorrhoid cream with a wine glass nearby

• A raccoon eating tacos while mid-wipe

• A rabbit running a poop factory

• A penguin suffering through explosive diarrhea

• A fox scrubbing his acorns in the sink

• A parrot screaming “I SHIT MYSELF” like a feathered war criminal

It’s sweet. It’s stupid. It’s savage. And it’s 100% not for kids.

Who Is This For?

Let’s be honest — this is probably for you if:

• You’ve ever said “I’m so mature now” and immediately laughed at the word “fart”

• You do most of your best thinking on the toilet

• You’re buying a gift for someone you love, but also kind of resent

• You need a white elephant present that guarantees both laughs and uncomfortable eye contact

• You’re a nurse, a comic, a weird uncle, a tired mom, or just someone who’s emotionally supported by poop jokes

• You were looking for “Adult Colouring” and made a glorious mistake

If you’re dead inside and healing through laughter, this book will feel like therapy — if your therapist handed you a crayon and said, “Colour this llama puking into a bidet.”

Why You (Unfortunately) Need This

You don’t need another mindfulness workbook. You don’t need 48 pages of mandalas that look like the wallpaper at your aunt’s dentist office.

What you do need is:

• Something to colour while you pretend to be productive

• A reason to laugh in the worst room of your house

• A book that lets you escape reality by diving straight into the toilet

• A daily reminder that even a walrus wrapped in soggy toilet paper is somehow doing better than you

This isn’t about being creative. This is about surviving the slow apocalypse with crayons, nihilism, and a bear straining under a sign that says “Live Laugh Loo.”

Two Ways to Own This Trainwreck

🖨️ Buy the Printable PDF here (CHEAP)– Download and print instantly. No shipping. No waiting. No dignity.

🎁 Buy the Paperback on Amazon – Square 8.5 x 8.5 inches. Beautifully printed. Will 100% make someone ask, “What’s wrong with you?”

Both versions are 40 pages of horror, comedy, and animal-based toilet trauma.

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Final Warning

This is not a wholesome gift.

This is not a book you leave on the coffee table during a church visit.

This is not going to get you a promotion.

But it will make you laugh. It might help you cope. And it will absolutely remind you that no matter how low you feel, at least you’re not a giraffe that can’t fit in a gas station bathroom stall.

🖨️ Why the PDF Download Might Be the Smartest Dumb Decision You Make Today

Look, we get it. You could buy the paperback and lovingly colour each page while sitting on the toilet, like a civilized degenerate. And that’s fine. Totally respectable.

But if you’re the kind of person who wants to:

• Mess up a page and not cry about it

• Print your favorite scenes again and again (and again)

• Host a group poop-themed colouring night

• Give multiple friends a copy without mailing them anything gross

• Turn your bathroom into a rotating gallery of toilet-themed chaos

…then the PDF download is your golden ticket to endless regret-free fun.

You can print it as many times as you want. Colour it with markers, crayons, wine-stained fingers, whatever your twisted little heart desires. Reprint your favourite characters. Frame the pig in a poop bath. Wallpaper your guest bathroom with the penguin’s explosive mistake.

It’s unlimited bathroom therapy for the cost of one bad decision.

🕯️ Hygge, but Unhinged: The Cozy Chaos You Didn’t Know You Needed

You’ve heard of Hygge: that wholesome Danish lifestyle concept that’s all about coziness, candles, fuzzy socks, and pretending your existential dread is just “ambience.”

Well, Bathroom Friends is Hygge’s weird cousin who shows up uninvited, kicks off their pants, lights a fart-scented candle, and says, “Let’s colour a flamingo pooping in yoga pose.”

This book is cozy in all the wrong ways:

• It’s a comfort ritual just with toilet trauma.

• It’s stress relief via a parrot screaming profanity.

• It’s mindful colouring if your mind lives in the sewer.

• It’s relatable animals doing deeply unrelatable bathroom crimes.

Hygge tells you to embrace the small pleasures of life.

Bathroom Friends tells you to embrace the small horrors. With crayons.

So go ahead. Light a candle. Pour some tea. Sit your ass down with a box of coloured pencils and colour a raccoon mid-wipe eating tacos. It’s cozy. It’s gross. It’s Hygge for people who gave up years ago.